A Note to the Red Wings and Sabres Regarding the Single Goals They Allowed Their Opponents to Score Last Night

That was nice of you.

Somewhere out in a warehouse on Long Island, there's a guy who's been sitting on a couple hundred boxes of Arron Asham jerseys since 1998, and for just a moment, I imagine he looked up wearily at his black and white analog TV and allowed a brief smile to flicker across his face, before going back to hacking at his wrists with a dull utensil.

(I'm riding this Buffalo high horse all the way to the bank. I don't suppose there are any Islander fans out there with gambling problems? Email me.)