I'm standing there in between the second and third period, waiting to take a leak.
The caveman walks in.
I don't say anything, because really, what do you say? This poor guy has been waving at people non-stop for the last two periods, answering hockey trivia and riding around on the zamboni.
I figured I could let the dude piss in peace, without saying something like "Hey- no painting on the walls, OK?"
But honestly, it was kind of like a Geico commercial. just the two of us, wating for an available urinial when the caveman pipes up.
"Hey- do you do standup?"
I do do stand up so I look back at the caveman and say- "um- yeah."
He says "Yeah, I've performed with you before- it's Eric Andres under all this makeup."
Eric is a very funny guy, by the way.
Check out his standup here.