-Congratulations to the Anaheim Ducks and their fans. Now can we get the cup somewhere cold already? After Southern California, North Carolina and Tampa Bay Florida, Stanley doesn't just "have a tan," it has a fucking melanoma.
-Gary Bettman needs to let go of the cup. How hard a job is that? Pick up cup, call captain's name, don't stumble over your words, and hand it off. What a repulsive troll. I hope when he gets into his car tonight, he sits on his own nuts.
-The wrong Niedermeyer won the MVP. OK, maybe not just Rob Neidermeyer, but that whole checking line. Moen, Pahlsson and Robby played so great this series. You could make a good argument for Alfredsson too- that shot that rang off Scott Neidermeyer's legs may have killed his chances.
-Dang, Lauren Pronger is kinda hot. She's Canada's Yoko Ono, by the way.
-Interesting that Gilette was a main sponsor of an event starring 60 guys who haven't shaved in three months.
-Good on ESPNews for broadcasting the postgame. I was actually afraid that no one would cover it.
-Antoinne Vermette should buy Chris Phillips a Rolex. To blow a penalty shot like that, not even getting a shot off, and then not be the guy wearing the goat's horns? Wow.
-Why the hell do they wait until the third period to bring the cup into the building? What, did the cheerleader from Heroes have 9:30 cup licking scheduled?
-So, what should I write about this summer?