Sunday, July 30, 2006

WOW!

Get on over to Vancouver Canucks Op Ed.

She's hockey blogging for charity.

Go there and give her some money.

I mean, Christ.

I haven't been posting too frequently of late, frankly because there isn't anything going on in hockey right now, and to force the issue seems a little pathetic. But still, I figure I need to post at least one a week, so- I figure, what the hell? And I churn out my 'Miami Vice' entry.

I'm thinking, yeah man- fuck....why not? It's mid summer, we're all having fun here out by the pool!

Let's bust a movie star's balls!

I'm having a great time, I look on the sitemeter and-

-BOOM-

Vancouver Canucks Op Ed
is blogging for starving kids or something.

I mean, Christ.

Really?

Damn.

Still, I do believe that Colin Farrell, in the movie Miami Vice, looked like the love child of Burt Lahr as the Cowardly Lion in the Wizard of Oz, and Patrick Swayze in Road House.



You heard me.

If the Cowardly fucking Lion leapt out of the underbrush and ass-raped Patrick Swayze's character from Road House, and through some unholy magic, caused an ass-pregnancy in the newly created womb of Swayze- then that child, that combination of man, beast, hairspray and latex chin skin makeup would emerge from Swayze's dripping gash and grow to be-

Yes,

Colin Farrell in Miami Vice.

I mean, look at this motherfucker:



Are you kidding me?


But, um- yeah- Vancouver Canucks Op Ed
is raising some money.

I'm ashamed of myself.

So give Vancouver Canucks Op Ed
some money.

Pronto, OK?

1 comment:

alanah said...

Ha! Ritch, believe me: after 18 hours of this, YOU are the smart one. I'm an idiot.

And way too old for this madness. :-)