More game threes-

Tonight we have:

Montreal-Carolina (Montreal leads 2-0)
New Jersey- New York (New York leads 2-0)
Buffalo at Philadelphia (Buffalo leads 2-0)
Dallas at Colorado (Colorado leads 2-0)

That said, here's what the NHL's crack television package has to offer us here in Manhattan:

(Thanks to http://www.meevee.com/ for the listings)

Channel 31 (MSG):

Stanley Cup Playoff
Game 3: Devils at Rangers (Sports, Hockey, Playoffs, Pro)
Wed. April 26 @ 7:00 PM (3:00hr.)

Channel 32( FSNY-1):

Stanley Cup Playoff
Game 3: Devils at Rangers (Sports, Hockey, Playoffs, Pro)
Wed. April 26 @ 7:00 PM (2:30hr.)

Channel 177 (OLN):

Stanley Cup Playoff
Game 3: Devils at Rangers (Sports, Hockey, Playoffs, Pro)
Wed. April 26 @ 7:00 PM (2:30hr.)







Fuck me.

Here's some other suggestions:


Channel 63 (FOODTV)
Good Eats
Wed. April 26 @ 7:00 PM (0:30hr.)
TV show, Cooking, Food, How-To, Made For Cable

'Circle of Life' (episode #EA1H04)
Alton Brown prepares homemade doughnuts. (TV show, Cooking, Food, How-To, Made For Cable)

I know this is a tough one.
At this time last year, I would have slowly driven a thumbtack into my left testicle just to watch one period of playoff hockey, but with the way this Rangers-Devs series is going, I might actually rather watch doughnuts cooking.

Mmmmmm.

Doughnuts.


OK, maybe not.

What else is on?

Channel 150 (NGN-E):

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Wed. April 26 @ 7:00 PM (0:30hr.)
TV show, Comedy, Family, Sitcom

'Winner Takes Off' (episode #63)
When Will and Carlton play a prank on Geoffrey, he quits his job thinking he's won the lottery.
Will: Will Smith. Carlton: Alfonso Ribeiro. Philippe: Jack Heller. (TV show, Comedy, Family, Sitcom)

OK- Now I'm actually kind of excited.
I didn't really watch the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air that much, but I'm pretty sure that Geoffrey is the butler, right? So if I'm reading this correctly, two over-privileged rich kids are tricking the help into thinking that he doesn't have to live a life of subservience- but then- wait for it- it turns out that he does!

Hilarious!

I can't wait for episode #64. Lemme see if it's on tomorrow, and I can dig up a description: Oh- here we go:

Channel 150 (NGN-E):

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Thu. April 27 @ 7:00 PM (0:30hr.)
TV show, Comedy, Family, Sitcom

'You're Fired!' (episode #64)
Will and Carlton find a wise homeless man on their block, but offended by his odor, they break his knees with a pitching wedge. Amusing themselves at first by merely burning up hundred dollar bills in front of his face, they quickly decide "more than money will burn tonight." Geoffrey is NOT amused.
Will: Will Smith. Carlton: Alfonso Ribeiro. Ol' Mutton Chops: Dick Gregory (TV show, Comedy, Family, Sitcom)


Or maybe I'll just go to a bar and try to catch the Buffalo-Philly game on satellite.

Or not.

You know.