And Now-Tonight's Top Ten List, from the home office at the TD Banknorth Garden in Boston Massachusetts:
Top Ten Reasons The Boston Bruins Sucked Ass Last Night
Johnny Pohl on the power play, with his 6th of the year - assists from Boyd Devereaux and Pavel Kubina
Bates Battaglia with his 5th of the year, with assists from Ian White and Johnny Pohl
Alexander Steen with his 5th of the year, with assists from Ian White, and Andrew Raycroft, (for the love of God)
Bates Battaglia with his second of the evening, with assists from Johnny Pohl and Boyd Devereaux
Alexander Steen with his second of the evening with assists from Jeff O'Neill and Mats Sundin
Kris Newbury with his 2nd of the year with assists from Alexander Steen and Matthew Stajan
Matthew Stajan with his 7th of the year with assists from Tomas Kaberle and Boyd Devereaux
Alexander Steen completing the hat trick with an assist from Hal Gill
Matthew Stajan with his 2nd of the night, this one shorthanded, with assists from Alexander Steen and Tomas Kaberle
And Number 1 :
It's Chad Kilger with his 7th of the year with assists from Kris Newbury and Matthew Stajan!
Thank you- thank you very much!
And standing right over there, is your musical director, Mr. Rene Rancourt!
Now can someone kill me?