Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Bruins Sign Wacey Rabbit.
You heard me.
Wacey Rabbit .
Here's the real story.
I guess I owe Hakan Loob an apology.
Still, I just did a player search, and there is nobody in the NHL with the last name of Cagney, so there goes my letter writing campaign begging the Bruins to complete the "Cagney and Wacey" line. Still, they should have no trouble motivating him, as while I'm not sure what the stick should be, I'm pretty sure about the carrot.
I can't wait until he scores three in a game, and we get to see the articles about pulling a hat out of a Rabbit.
Hockey starts in less than a month, but if you're jonesing to see what the Bruins are gonna look like there's always this .
There's a John Updike joke to be made somewhere here too, but I'll be damned if I know what it is.