Pittsburgh and Detroit?
That's gonna be the goddamn Stanley Cup final?
You assholes are gonna reduce me to rooting for Hossa to lose the Stanley Cup with the other fucking team this time? I mean, that'd be awesome, from a hate perspective, but you know, on the other hand- the goddamn penguins would win another Cup, and who wants that?
I'll tell you who: Assholes, and my awesome friends Eric Cole and Carter Keairns.
But screw them.
Seriously- they've had their goddamn share.
Goddamnit, Blackhawks, pick it up.
And don't ask me to root for the Hurricanes- I just can't.
I hate this game.