As Ferris Bueller's best friend, the mild mannered Cameron Frye endures.
A wonderful mimic, wingman, son, and lover of fine art, Cameron struggles under the oppressive thumb of his domineering father, until he ultimately rebels, destroying his father's sports car and heroically sticking around to take responsibility for his actions.
Through it all, this emotionally tormented young man wears a Red Wings jersey in the heart of Chicago, back in the 1980's, when being a Blackhawks fan still meant something.
"Hey Cameron- do you realize that if we played by the rules right now, we'd be in gym?"
Cameron Frye, we salute you.