Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Go ahead and suck, Bruins!

I dare ya!


The Celtics pick up Kevin Garnett, who is so good at basketball that even I have heard of him, and the Red Sox pick up Eric Gagne, who not only have I heard of, but his name means "win" in French, so even the goddamn Canadiens will know what every single sports fan in the world is now so painfully aware of:

The Boston Bruins, the team of Bobby Orr, Cam Neely and Raymond Bourque is now the official toilet of the Boston sports scene.

You're on the bottom now, lads- and it's up to you.

Hey- Jeremy Jacobs!

Zdeno Chara stands six foot nine.

That's only two inches shorter than Kevin Garnett, but for this Boston sports fan it feels like the Bruins are coming up a hell of a lot shorter than that.


Alec said...

thats called shit-talkin'!!

damn- off-season shit talk, I love it

Andrew said...

It's early you know where your captain is?

(Yes, I know it's a ghoulish joke, sorry. In the words of Bill Hicks, "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, and cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.")