I dare ya!
Seriously!
The Celtics pick up Kevin Garnett, who is so good at basketball that even I have heard of him, and the Red Sox pick up Eric Gagne, who not only have I heard of, but his name means "win" in French, so even the goddamn Canadiens will know what every single sports fan in the world is now so painfully aware of:
The Boston Bruins, the team of Bobby Orr, Cam Neely and Raymond Bourque is now the official toilet of the Boston sports scene.
You're on the bottom now, lads- and it's up to you.
Hey- Jeremy Jacobs!
Zdeno Chara stands six foot nine.
That's only two inches shorter than Kevin Garnett, but for this Boston sports fan it feels like the Bruins are coming up a hell of a lot shorter than that.
2 comments:
thats called shit-talkin'!!
damn- off-season shit talk, I love it
It's early August...do you know where your captain is?
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/661410064
(Yes, I know it's a ghoulish joke, sorry. In the words of Bill Hicks, "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, and cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.")
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