Thursday, June 28, 2007

A perfect fit for Pittsburgh

Angelo Esposito was selected with the #20 pick by the Pittsburgh Penguins last week, and they are thrilled to get a player once ranked as high as number eight.

According to the AP:

The Canadiens and 18 other teams apparently felt Esposito was a little too self centered, didn't progress as much as anticipated and didn't always play with passion last season.


If that's not a picture perfect model of what it is to be a Pittsburgh Penguin, then I don't know what is. Historically, the Penguins are well known to be spoiled whiners who consider their dynamic offensive skills a gift to the rest of league, are indifferent to playing defense, have no problem taking a dive and are the first in the league to complain to the officials when somebody dares make contact with them.

See also: Mario Lemieux, Jaromir Jagr, Alexei Kovalev, Sergei Gonchar and yes, Sidney Crosby

Related: Marc Andres Fleury's goalie pads suck. They look like those shitty "Circus Peanuts" candy.








And apologies to Jordan Staal, who I would love to see in any other uniform in the league.

9 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:47 PM

    yikes...i see you are still bitter about the '91 and '92 Eastern Conference Finals...but i guess that is better than giving up on the Bruins altogether like 95% of the Boston sports fans.

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  2. Yes!

    That is an entirely accurate comment.

    Incidentally, if I knew where Ulf Sammullson lived, and had could get away with it without being arrested, I would break into his house and piss in his sock drawer.

    I'm not saying they weren't a very good team, but they did use a no talent goon to run superstars.

    Sock drawer.

    I'd do it.

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  3. Anonymous6:50 PM

    my guess is that he spends winters in Phoenix if he is still coaching there.

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  4. Corruption in Seattle Youth Hockey. Anyone considering a relo to Seattle should reconisder if your kids play hockey. SKAHA is currently under investigation by USA Hockey. Spread the word!

    http://skahatruth.blogspot.com/

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  5. Anonymous3:08 PM

    Wo wo... how did we go from Penguins to talking about Seattle youth hockey. Let's stay on topic people.

    Damn, that is one nice photo of Fleury. I say those yellow pads stay, especially when it seems the NHL is moving towards a very homogenous boring look. ( ie, the Anaheim Ducks, slanted city name on a black jersey... mighty boring) Also, I think yellow "Peeps" would be a better comparison for the leg pads. Back to the confectionary table AHF.

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  6. Anonymous10:38 PM

    Ulf Samuelsson's address via whitepages.com:

    19175 N 95 Pl
    Scottsdale, AZ 85255

    2 phone numbers listed:
    480-209-1117
    480-209-1133

    sock drawer.

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  7. Anonymous11:54 PM

    Don't hate the Pens cause your team sucks! You wish you had the talent we do. This team is good for 3 cups in the next 7 years, you heard it here first!

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  8. Wait- I "heard it here first?"

    That this crew of Pittsburgh Penguins might go on to win some cups?

    Yeah- that's right, dickhead, you're the first person to project some future success for Crosby, Malkin, Staal and Fleury.

    Kudos.

    And I don't hate the Pens because my team sucks, I hate the Pens because they encourage and nurture a style of hockey that is, in a word, dishonorable.

    If I'm guilty of anything, it's being bitter about the early 90's, which I have every right to be.

    If someone did to Mario Lemieux what Ulf did to Cam Neely, you'd feel exactly the same way.

    I guess what I'm saying is that Ulf Sammullson is the Hodgkins disease of hockey.

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  9. Anonymous9:39 PM

    your right they do scuck balls they just cant just be yellow with a sliver stripe.

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